Well It could have been a good morning, if your poor Internet service wasn’t the bane of my life right now.
I’m sure many of your customers work from home. I’m also sure that despite your robotic telephone presences, you can understand my annoyance when I cannot even check an email, a single email, without your peasant like signal cutting out. ‘Connection Error 4104’ or whatever nonsense it is not telling me. Imagine working from your iphone. It’s not fun.
All I want from you is to provide me and my other 5 housemates with the service we pay for. I might add we pay your top package after being lulled into a false sense of security with your promising “Join Sky today, it’s a dream. Here’s you ‘Fairlytale’ package.” This is not a fairytale, it’s much closer to the classification of nightmare. I feel like you’ve lied to me. And for that, I am sincerely p’d.
I mean, pulling the blind from my bedroom wall when installing your Sky dish wasn’t enough. That’s coming out of my deposit, so cheers for that.
Despite the numerous phone calls you get from me on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. You never listen or fix my problem. I am hereby refusing to pay your gnarly bill. What am I being billed for? The luxury of being associated with you. I think not my friends. I think I should be the one billing you for the time I’m wasting every day trying to stay connected to your laughable excuse for a signal.
"There isn’t a problem with your line" ..Oh what’s that? I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you for all the static screaming from the handset you provided me with in your dreamlike Sky Talk service. Now really, I’m no techie, but if my phone line has a problem, I’m GUESSING that it could possibly explain why the Internet doesn’t work wouldn’t it?
I expect some sort of compensation and certainly a reply for this absolute atrocity of a waste of my time…
So I guess we’ll start this blog like ever other by some interesting, in detail explanation to why we decided to create it. Well, I guess really as a sort of log of what we’re getting up to that we can look back at and for friends and fam to have a look at from time to time! I’ll probably fill it with things I find cute, so sorry in advance!